yeah, right, like a tv news anchor is going to look like -- wait a minute, maybe this isn't so farfetched. in theory, if a guy like roger ails sees this, he might be inspired to throw a lot of women on the air because they were tall, slender and blond. no. she's a quote, growing insider's attack to the tea party. a quote, sheep in wolf's clothing. or wolf in sheep's clothing. she's an excuse for me to rewrite the carly fiorina commercial. yes, she is. hi, ellen! hi, ellen! hi, ellen! we're going on a field trip to china! wow. [ chuckles ] when i was a kid, we -- we would just go to the -- the farm. [ cow moos ] [ laughter ] no, seriously, where are you guys going? ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao! ni hao!